Stable Chuckler Pillows

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

World of Cow.

'Fancy a swift half?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'For him, all food is fast food.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

"I keep getting into a flap."

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Yoga - moooooooo.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

Merry Christmas

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."