Stable Chuckler Prints

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

'Fancy a swift half?'

World of Cow.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'For him, all food is fast food.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

Merry Christmas

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

'Never ever will I move by train again.'