Comedian Chuckler Prints

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Bless you!'

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"