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"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown God

'Next!'

'Distracting the fish.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"He never takes me anywhere."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Whoops!'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

"It doesn't work on geese."

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Where's your goldfish?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."