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Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Next!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'Water is included with rent.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'