Goldfish Lover Pillows

To Do: Swim, Forget, Swim, Forget, Swim....

"I regret believing in reincarnation."

"Hard to imagine life after the bowl, but I think I'd like to travel more."

'Well, yes, it's worth a lot on paper,unfortunately we can't move!'

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

"It's pretty bad when a goldfish has more memory than your computer. What were we talking about?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'So what have you been up to?'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"