Goldfish Appreciator Pillows

Tricks with a goldfish

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Water is included with rent.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

'I'm just feeding the goldfish.'

Goldfish training...

"When I die I want a closed casket funeral. . . Correct."

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'