Goldfish Enthusiast Pillows

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

'All right, I guess...how was your day?'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Good morning, Pal.'

'I've had a rough day. I wish I could go out for a drink!'

'I'm afraid all those goldfish you swallowed back in college have finally caught up with you.'

Snow Globe Goldfish Bowl

'That's right, gang up on me!'

Colin Swims Backwards

"When I die I want a closed casket funeral. . . Correct."

"Looks like Grandpa filled the goldfish bowl with Mom's pinot grigio again."

"I don't care if it's his favorite show. I wanna watch football!"

Goldfish

"Okay, okay, you win. I don't know where you're hiding."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

'Next!'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.