Gator Giggler Gifts

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Moo! OOM!

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Swinging through the jungle.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"It doesn't work on geese."

Black Hole Corks

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Tred carefully mill.

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Which one's Ringo?'

Gatorade!

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'