Goose Giggler Gifts

The Sixth Day of Christmas

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Told you he'd never say it !'

"It doesn't work on geese."

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Clown God

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Hardy Annuals

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Yard Sale

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"What are you in for?"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Balding gnomes

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'