Geese Giggles Gifts

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

At the baby oil factory.

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Sorry, what was that?'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

They're short of staff!

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

"He should've passed the puck."

A real turkey lunch.

'It says here on your application that you were fired from your receptionist position for refusing to answer phones...well, thanks for applying! Bye now!'

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'Back so soon?'