Geese Giggles Pillows

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

At the baby oil factory.

"It doesn't work on geese."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Sorry, what was that?'

Hockey Goal

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Stretcher Header.

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

They're short of staff!

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

A real turkey lunch.

'It says here on your application that you were fired from your receptionist position for refusing to answer phones...well, thanks for applying! Bye now!'

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'Back so soon?'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

Men working sign at golf hole

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"