Galactic Giggles Pillows

Mouse Rover

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Black Hole Corks

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"That's what we look like naked??"

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Whoops!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

The Big A** Theory

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Which one's Ringo?'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"