Giraffe_giggles Pillows

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Giraffe Umbrella

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

At the baby oil factory.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Hockey Goal

Parachuting Giraffe.

Stretcher Header.

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'It says here on your application that you were fired from your receptionist position for refusing to answer phones...well, thanks for applying! Bye now!'

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

Breakthrough by a comic

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

"O.K., in three... two... one..."

A real turkey lunch.