Giraffe_giggles Mugs

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Giraffe Umbrella

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

At the baby oil factory.

"It doesn't work on geese."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

Hockey Goal

Parachuting Giraffe.

Stretcher Header.

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

A real turkey lunch.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"O.K., in three... two... one..."

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

Breakthrough by a comic

'It says here on your application that you were fired from your receptionist position for refusing to answer phones...well, thanks for applying! Bye now!'