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The Sixth Day of Christmas

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Told you he'd never say it !'

"It doesn't work on geese."

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Clown God

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Balding gnomes

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Swinging through the jungle.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"