Gator Guzzler Mugs

Gatorade!

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Moo! OOM!

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

White Whale Brand Grog

Thank you for not droning on about the English

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Addiction: high gas prices.

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"

"I just found out what braces cost."

Gators Being Covered in Peopleaid.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Oh the boots? My Mother in Law bless her soul!'

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

Techno Geeks.

'Frank, were those our golf balls or the 'gator's eggs?'

Feed the Gators.

"The Sullivans have food allergies. Did you remember to bring your own gluten?"