Gas Guzzler Pillows

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

Why the modern day 'Prodigal Son' won't get far.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Addiction: high gas prices.

Gas Prices.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

The Finger.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Hibernating bears in airing cupboard.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Helium Parachute

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

SUV has a drinking problem.

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"My other car has lower emissions."

Doomsday Media Story.

'Ozonhole!'

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline,'