Gourmet Gas Guzzler Pillows

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Beach Barbecue

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

Sister Cities

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Whatever he's eating.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'House wine?'

Oil shock.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."