Gas Station Gourmet Pillows

Sister Cities

Gas Food. To Ernie, "filling station" means just that!

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Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Oil shock.

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"What's not disgusting?"

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

History of Gasoline.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

Losing Money on Gas.

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

Charity for Petrol.

Oil Cuts.

We welcome your urine

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'