Gas Station Gourmet Prints

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LAY ZEE FUK

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Oil shock.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

"What's not disgusting?"

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Losing Money on Gas.

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

Oil Cuts.

We welcome your urine

Charity for Petrol.

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'