Gas Station Philosopher Prints

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"What are they up to?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Sister Cities

Critical Ethanol report

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Oil shock.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Fuels paradise.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

The oil crisis.

Fill In The Blanks.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Record Oil Prices

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

History of Gasoline.

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.