Gas Pump Philosopher Prints

Decorate their favorite space with art prints that capture the essence of the gas pump philosopher—thought-provoking designs with a humorous twist.

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Gas prices

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Petrol Suicide

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Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders mockup

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

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"Ahh...He's got wind"

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"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

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Critical Ethanol report

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I think I can...

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Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10. mockup

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

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The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices? mockup

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

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'What happens when we run out of gas?!' mockup

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

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The five inhospitable gas giants

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Fuels paradise.

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'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.' mockup

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

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Gas eyedropper.

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The oil crisis.

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An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem. mockup

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?' mockup

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

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Earth's energy

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"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?" mockup

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

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"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time." mockup

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

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'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!' mockup

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.' mockup

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

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"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ." mockup

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

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Helium Parachute

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"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash." mockup

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

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'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.' mockup

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

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'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .' mockup

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

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This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

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Useful and Useless Screws

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'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.' mockup

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

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'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.'

'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.' mockup

'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.'

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"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

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Gas Pump Philosopher Prints Collection

Gas Pump Philosopher Mugs

Discover more thoughtful and humorous mugs for the gas pump philosopher to brighten their mornings and fuel their day.

Gas Pump Philosopher Pillows

Explore playful and philosophical pillows perfect for the gas pump thinker to add comfort and wit to their home.

Gas Pump Philosopher T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts for the gas pump philosopher that let them express their love for philosophy and humor stylishly.