Fuel Economy Philosopher Prints

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Critical Ethanol report

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Propane Supply

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

The last drop of oil...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Earth's energy

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Gasoline fuel theft

Facing a Cold Winter

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Big Oil.

'...and, once we've solved the fuel consumption problem, it should become a world beater.'