Fuel Cost Philosopher Prints

Gas prices.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Critical Ethanol report

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Propane Supply

Fuels paradise.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

The oil crisis.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The last drop of oil...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'