Gas Station Philosopher T-Shirts

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"What are they up to?"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Sister Cities

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Oil shock.

Critical Ethanol report

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Fuels paradise.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Fill In The Blanks.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

History of Gasoline.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'