Fuel Pricing Philosopher T-Shirts

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Critical Ethanol report

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

The oil crisis.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The last drop of oil...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.