Fuel Price Philosopher T-Shirts

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Man suicidal over cost of petrol

Gas Price

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Critical Ethanol report

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Propane Supply

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

The oil crisis.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Fill In The Blanks.

The last drop of oil...

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

History of Gasoline.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

World Demand Price Up

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"