Cleaning Philosopher Gifts

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Cleaning Lockers.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

The Procrastinator

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"