Cleaning Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a creative gift for a cleaning philosopher? Our collection combines humor and insight, perfect for those who find joy in order and pondering life's big questions. Whether they’re into philosophical musings or the art of tidiness, you'll find a clever gift that resonates with their interests. These products make thoughtful gestures for anyone who appreciates a clean space paired with a contemplative mind.

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"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust." mockup

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

from $19.00

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world. mockup

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

from $19.00

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

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"I told you to wash the car, but no..." mockup

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

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Hamlet in the craft shop.

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"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap." mockup

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

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Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop. mockup

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

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"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?" mockup

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

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Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?" mockup

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

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"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities." mockup

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

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"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay." mockup

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

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Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner. mockup

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

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"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over" mockup

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

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The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest. mockup

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

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'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.' mockup

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

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Cleaning Lockers.

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"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

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Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth mockup

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

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'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.' mockup

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

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Biofuel - a solution or...?

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'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.' mockup

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

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A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks. mockup

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

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'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!' mockup

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

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KNITEO ERGO SUM!

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'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.' mockup

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

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A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts. mockup

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

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"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!" mockup

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

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'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.' mockup

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

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"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe." mockup

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

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'I hope your undershorts were clean.' mockup

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

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Cleaning Philosopher Gifts Collection

Cleaning Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for cleaning philosophers that make thinking and drinking even more enjoyable. Perfect for daily reflection with a touch of wit.

Cleaning Philosopher Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their living space with pillows inspired by cleaning and philosophy. Cozy, clever, and conversation-starting.

Cleaning Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that creatively combine cleanliness with philosophical humor. Ideal for sprucing up any room with wit and wisdom.

Cleaning Philosopher T-Shirts

Looking for T-shirts that celebrate the love of cleanliness and philosophy? Check out our witty designs perfect for the thoughtful tidier in your life.