Cleaning Philosopher Prints

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'