Noise Pollution Critic Pillows

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Hoodie Hang-out

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Noisy energy?

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

Dieselgate....

Keeping America Clean.

"I tho tired."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

'This is a nice place for a civil building.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Noise pollution

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"You mind keeping it down?"

For private cell phone talks, rent-a-booth...

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."