Noise Pollution Ponderer Prints

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Tuesday, 2022

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'One day this will all be yours.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.