Residential Noise Explorer Pillows

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Future garbage truck driver.

Saxophone Player.

Noisy energy?

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Computer Music

The oil trap.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'