Nighttime Noise Maker Gifts

Deep sleep

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Future garbage truck driver.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

The Gong

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Thank you."

French Animal Noises.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Boxing with your harp

'I play it to kill time.'

Person playing the cymbals.

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Bad Violinist.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!