Playtime Noisemaker Gifts

Future garbage truck driver.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"A little help, please."

Child driving a toy car

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Extra innings.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Teenage Beethoven.'

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

French Animal Noises.