Noise Maker Gifts

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'I said that I haven't seen a mouse since he started violin lesons.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

'The people downstairs are complaining again.'

'You're gonna love this app. It whistles for me while I work!'

Clog Dancing School

'How did you get him to stop banging on the drum?'

"Security! Nah, I jus got it to annoy my neighbours"

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"I can practice a different song."

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

"KA-CHING!"

For Hire: Fast Relief from....

Bagpipes in the bath.

Ringing bell

French Animal Noises.

"I'll be glad when the judge finds his gavel."

Earsplitting Rock Music.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

'Since you installed the new loud pipes ... the airport was forced to move to a quieter location.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Bad Violinist.

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Aah! Vuvu-azelas!

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Making noise in the cinema