Noise Maker Pillows

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'I said that I haven't seen a mouse since he started violin lesons.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"Did you hear something?"

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"KA-CHING!"

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

"Security! Nah, I jus got it to annoy my neighbours"

'How did you get him to stop banging on the drum?'

Clog Dancing School

'The people downstairs are complaining again.'

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

'You're gonna love this app. It whistles for me while I work!'

"I can practice a different song."

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Bagpipes in the bath.

"I'll be glad when the judge finds his gavel."

French Animal Noises.

Ringing bell

Earsplitting Rock Music.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Bad Violinist.

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Aah! Vuvu-azelas!

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'Since you installed the new loud pipes ... the airport was forced to move to a quieter location.'