Nighttime Noise Maker Pillows

Deep sleep

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Thank you."

The Gong

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Making noise in the cinema

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

Soccer Fans.

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Boom Box

Boxing with your harp

Person playing the cymbals.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Bad Violinist.