Noise Makers Gifts

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'This is just a test! This is just a test!'

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

Boom Box

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Thank you."

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'