Little Noise Maker Gifts

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Child doing the washing up

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"Thank you."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

The Gong

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"I can practice a different song."

'I play it to kill time.'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Soccer Fans.

Person playing the cymbals.