Little Noise Maker Gifts

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Future garbage truck driver.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Outside with that!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Child doing the washing up

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"Thank you."

The Gong

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

'I play it to kill time.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'