Festive Noise Maker Gifts

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Making noise in the cinema

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Bad Violinist.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Soccer Fans.

Person playing the cymbals.

Boxing with your harp

Boom Box

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'