Festive Noise Maker Mugs

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Bagpipes in the bath.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"I can practice a different song."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Person playing the cymbals.

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Soccer Fans.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Bad Violinist.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Boom Box

Boxing with your harp

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'