Festive Funmaker Gifts

Naughty, Nice, Pending Appeal

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Balloon ski lift

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."