Fun Maker Gifts

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Rocking horse

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

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Dogs and Chickens

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

French Animal Noises.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'