Festive Family Maker Gifts

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Christmas Hugs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Making Christmas Pudding.

The Big Tree

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Catering for a large family.

Prosecco and Pudding

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."