Festive Family Entertainer Gifts

Strange Easter bunny

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh, Christ.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

A feminist Christmas.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

A family choir

Knight before Christmas

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

The Big Tree

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'