Festive Family Entertainer Pillows

Strange Easter bunny

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Christmas Presents.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

A feminist Christmas.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

A family choir

Knight before Christmas

The Big Tree

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'