Festive Family Maker Pillows

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Christmas Hugs

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Making Christmas Pudding.

The Big Tree

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Catering for a large family.

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

Prosecco and Pudding

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."