The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling
Festive Performer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a festive performer? Whether they light up the stage or spread holiday cheer through their talents, celebrate their creativity and enthusiasm with a unique, humorous gift that captures their festive flair. Perfect for singers, dancers, or anyone who loves to entertain during the holidays!
School Christmas Concert.
Five Gold Rings
'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Frosting the Snowman
Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls
Bad gifts
Classic Emojis for sale.
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'
'Oh, Christ.'
The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four
Safe Christmas.
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'
'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
Birthday Painting
Xmas
Elf on the Top Shelf
'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'
'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'
'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'
'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'
"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"
"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."
"Kids on the right, elves on the left."
'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'
Carolling
"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."
Elf
'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'
Festive Performer Gifts Collection
Festive Performer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for festive performers—quirky, charming, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Festive Performer Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for festive performers—adding comfort and personality to their creative spaces.
Festive Performer Prints
Discover inspiring prints that celebrate festive performers—great for decorating their favorite spaces and inspiring their next performance.
Festive Performer T-Shirts
Browse our fun t-shirts for the festive performer—ideal for rehearsal days, casual hangouts, or spreading holiday cheer.