Festive Improviser Gifts

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"It's extra for the stand."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Frosting the Snowman

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Christmas Presents.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Oh, Christ.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

Santa Metal Claus

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

C.P.A.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Vendo Tree.

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

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